16 December 2009

AAA maps

We're taking a trip over Christmas, and we're not visiting relatives. We're going to Savannah, Georgia. It's a nice place, we know no one there, and it's full of history, or something. It has a busy port. It also happens to be a good overnight stopping place if a family were to drive to Orlando, Florida -- not that this is relevant, just a useless tidbit.

I went online about two weeks ago to order AAA maps. They came in the mail, but we determined this week that we neglected to order one map we needed. Betsy visits our local AAA office in person to get that map. First, the main receptionist speaks to her in the hushed sotto voce tones of a librarian. Are people studying here at the AAA office? Betsy tells her what she wants in her normal voice, and the receptionist logs it into their computer system, which tracks and assigns work to the various sections of the office: maps, travel agent, membership, insurance, etc. Betsy then proceeds to the map desk, where a pleasant young woman sits, waiting for her computer to register the assigned task from the receptionist. Evidently my wife moves faster than electrons, because she arrived at the map desk well in advance of her map order. Betsy paced uncomfortably, unsure of the protocol. Should she just verbally announce the one map that she wants, as people did in the previous millenium? If she did, is the woman allowed to act without authorization from the computer?

Did I mention that Betsy is the only customer in the entire establishment?

Finally, the computer pops up with instructions, and the clerk leaps to life. Betsy has her map of Georgia, and makes her escape.

Why couldn't the receptionist have just hollered, "Hey Sylvia, we need a Georgia map," rather than waiting for the computer to tell her what to do? Would that violate the whisper-only policy at the AAA? Did they put this system in place to protect AAA member confidentiality? After all, what if someone comes in looking for AAA discounts on bordellos or dog fights or something?

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

A map sir? That is so 20th century!

Tyler said...

major,

I came across your blog after seeing that you answered a post a few years ago about being able to join ROTC while persuing a second bachelors degree. I was wondering I you could help me out with how I can go about doing this. I spoke to the major at my detachment yesterday, and he informed me that because I am graduating in a few months I am no longer eligible to join ROTC unless I am persuing my masters degree.

Any information would be most helpful.

You can email me at Ty_wisti@hotmail.com

thank you major for reading this.